Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Worst Law School Analogy You'll Ever Read

Going to law school is like this:

You show up and you have this really sweet swiss army knife that you made through undergrad and all of your life experiences. Your first day they drop you off on a jungle island, hand you a machete and tell you that your swiss army knife is useless there. They then tell you how to sharpen the machete and give examples of how having a machete helps you to survive on a jungle island. They also tell you a lot of stories about other people who have been left on the island and what has happened to them (these stories do not make you feel better). Then they leave you there. A week later they release all of the animals that they had quarantined.

Oh well, at least they have unicorns on the island.

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